Hard work is guaranteed by the lack of preparation.
“God bless chickens who lay eggs and hatch them where no man ever sees.”~~~anonymous
I don’t know why they call them feathers, I’ve never seen them feath.
The best of all possible paint jobs won’t cover a bad foundation.
Great mimes think alike.
Generosity is the manifestation of compassion.
Experience is not the age of the cowboy, it’s his time in the saddle.
Who needs diseases when we’ve got medicines that’ll kill us?
“Steady losin’ means you ain’t usin’ what you really think is right.” John Prine
It’s easy to be right when you keep changing your story.
One cannot attain perfection, however one can strive to achieve it.
Compassion isn’t being first out at musical chairs, that’s indifference.
You don’t have to be a mathematician to count on your own two hands.
Yogi Berra once said, “Nobody goes to Disneyland anymore, it’s too crowded”.
If you don’t have time to do it right the first time, what makes you think you’ll have time to do it right the second time?
Water, the stuff from which life comes.
There are two kinds of people in the world, the gruntled and the disgruntled.
If you don’t know what you’re missing, it’s like you’re not missing anything at all.
My dyslexia is actin’ up and I don’t know if I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy.
Sometimes it’s hard livin’ in the USA, there’s just too many choices.
Zirconia’s forever, but it ain’t no diamond ring.
The difference between me and somebody else, and somebody else and me is the same difference.
I’ve seen enough trees to know that there’s a forest here.
The question ain’t half full or empty, the question is with what.
Self-esteem shouldn’t be part of the curriculum, it should be a by-product.
Why don’t we ever hear of psychics hitting the lottery big?
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